My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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