At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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