Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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