shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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