Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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