So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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