Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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