Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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