check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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