Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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