i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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