i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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