I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
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Fuck appropriateness.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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