it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
its liver damage thursday
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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