He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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