Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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