I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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