She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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