i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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