Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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