is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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