NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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