Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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