I CAN MOONWALK!
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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