Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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