Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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