And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize