Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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