i think i have two assholes
why do cheetos always look like penises
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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