Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
its not stalking. its research.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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