brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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