We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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