Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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