Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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