Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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