This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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