As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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