turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Someone shattered a urinal.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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