Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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