The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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