mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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