This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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