doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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