Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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