Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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