I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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