We tried having a conversation with our noses.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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