I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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