I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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