Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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