dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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