Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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