question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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